christinecanigula:

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

wikihow-illustrations:

sleeping-ranna:

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

poonchy:

people who call themselves theatre kids are just exposing themselves as people to avoid in my personal experience like if someone knows all the songs in the little mermaid and are proud of it thats the ultimate dark aura

candywifes:

ive come to discover i have no idea how to be friends with people. theres like an entire handful of people i think about in my head like “it would be so nice to talk to them…………………” and then i dont fucking do anything even though i have full power to

lilypotterr:

• your condom breaks
• you feel a lump on your breast
• your friends are ignoring you
• you’re stranded on an island 
• you got rejected by a crush
• you get into a car accident
• you got stung by a bee/wasp
• you got fired from your job
• you’re in an earthquake
• your tattoo gets infected
• your house is on fire
• you’re lost in the woods
• you get arrested abroad
• you get robbed
• your partner cheated on you
• you’re on a ship that’s sinking
• you fall into ice
• you’re stuck in an elevator
• you hit a deer with your car
• you have food poisoning
• your pet passed away
• you fall off of a horse
• you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
• you have toxic shock syndrome
• your house has a gas leak